Post by ashes on Dec 9, 2009 18:40:08 GMT -5
BBSW Cold As Ice
Sat. 2/27/10
Announcers: Jack Creamer and Frank Sinatra
Ken Adian vs Xavier Mason : Stiff chop lights up X. Russian legsweep with a cane around the neck, X is out! Xavier Mason takes a butterfly suplex from Canuck. Fallaway slam by Ken Adian. Xavier Mason comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kitchen sink shot, Canuck gets floored. Flying reverse elbow by Xavier Mason. Hooks the leg for a two count. Canuck blocks a punch. Nice piledriver on X. There's a two count on the pin. Front legsweep slam by Ken Adian, hit with precision. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Ken Adian misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Xavier Mason strikes Canuck. Ken Adian takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Rude Awakening on Xavier Mason by Canuck. Ken Adian moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Canadian Bacon. 1....2...3, it's finished. Xavier Mason has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 45% MQ: 89% OR: 67%
Rock Balboa vs Steve Traves : Powerful Spear by Rock Balboa. Flying spear out of the corner! Traves nearly got snapped in two. Death valley driver by Rock Balboa, Steve Traves got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Fallaway slam by Rock Balboa. Cover for a two count. Steve Traves comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big dropkick by Steve Traves, who got good elevation. Tiger bomb by Steve Traves, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Rock blocks a punch. Driven full nelson slam on Traves. Steve Traves can barely stand. The Truth Hurts!! 1....2....3. Rock Balboa offers a handshake to Traves...and he accepts it! No! Steve Traves levels Rock with a cheap shot right hand! Steve Traves spins Rock around. Steve Traves hits the The Canadian Destroyer! Rock Balboa has been floored after the match. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 47% MQ: 87% OR: 67%
Andy vs Mr. Cool Ice : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Mr. Cool Ice uses a forearm to the face. Big backdrop on Andy, executed well. Running knee lift from Mr. Cool Ice. Andy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on C.I.. C.I. blocks the suplex attempt. Spinebuster by Mr. Cool Ice. Brutal powerbomb on Andy. Mr. Cool Ice misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Andy hits some punches. Andy only gets knees on a splash. Back elbow connects, Andy staggers backward. Andy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Andy climbs to the top rope...but C.I. gets back up, and climbs out onto the apron! Andy gets grabbed...and gets pressed from the top rope all the way to the outside, through the announcer's table! C.I. climbs out with a microphone and asks Andy...who has no choice but to quit! The impact of that last fall was too great. Mr. Cool Ice remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 60% MQ: 90% OR: 75%
Andy gained overness from this feud ending. Mr. Cool Ice gained overness from this feud ending.
Art Vandelay vs Cobra Commander (For The BBSW Yeee Title) : Standing leg lariat by Art Vandelay on Cobra. Cobra Commander elbows Art Vandelay in the face to break a hammerlock. Cobra Commander uses move #193 (arm-BAR). We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Cobra Commander nearly kills Vandelay with a released tiger suplex. Cover, but there's no one to count for Cobra Commander. Art Vandelay comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Cobra goes down. Super frankensteiner on Cobra, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Cobra walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Cobra is out just before the three count. Cobra Commander ducks a clothesline attempt. Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Art Vandelay got absolutely creamed. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Vandelay counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Cobra Commander can barely stand. Here it comes - Vandelay Industry Slam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Steve Traves comes running down the aisle with a chair! Art Vandelay is just leaving the ring...and Traves scores with a brutal chair shot! Art Vandelay falls to the floor holding his head. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 55% MQ: 86% OR: 70%
Art Vandelay gained overness from this feud ending. Cobra Commander lost overness from this feud ending. The BBSW Yeee title has gained in image.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba : Big Dick receives some punishment. Big Dick powers out of a headlock. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Dick Cheese uses a forearm to the face. Mamba reverses an irish whip...and Dick Cheese runs into the referee. Death valley driver by Dick Cheese, The White Mamba is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Mamba drops out the back of a Dick Cheese bodyslam attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Mamba sends Big Dick to the mat. Ring-shaking slam on Big Dick. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by The White Mamba, Dick Cheese got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The White Mamba misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spear by Dick Cheese. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The White Mamba powers out of a Dick Cheese headlock. The White Mamba grapples with Dick Cheese, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Dick Cheese: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! The White Mamba leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Mamba has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Dick Cheese to look for revenge. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 54% MQ: 87% OR: 70%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman (For The BBSW Television Title) : Big backdrop on Paco, executed well. Paco walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Paco powers out of a headlock. Paco hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. The Pac takes a flying neckbreaker from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? The Pac counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Paco walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Double Arm DDT by The Pac, Paco got destroyed. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big backdrop on Paco, executed well. Paco gets slammed. The Pac only gets knees on a splash. Second rope flying axe handle, The Pac goes down. DDT from the top rope by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. That looked brutal. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La floors Pacman...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Tequila Sunrise! 1....2....3. Pacman slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Paco turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 54% MQ: 89% OR: 71%
Matthäus Nanzanator vs Der Busengrapscher : Matthäus Nanzanator hits some punches. Busengraps receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Busengraps, executed well. Flying shoulder tackle by The Nanz sends Busengraps to the mat. Der Busengrapscher ducks a clothesline attempt. Back elbow connects, The Nanz staggers backward. Driven full nelson slam on The Nanz. There's a two count on the pin. Matthäus Nanzanator powers out of a Der Busengrapscher headlock. Spinebuster by Matthäus Nanzanator, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Cover for a two count. Matthäus Nanzanator scores with a killer spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Busengraps blocks the suplex attempt. Stiff chop lights up The Nanz. The Nanz pushes out of a Der Busengrapscher hold. Rude Awakening on Der Busengrapscher by The Nanz. Matthäus Nanzanator moves in for the kill. Here it comes - You've Been Nanzanated. 1....2...3, it's finished. Der Busengrapscher looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Busengraps has lost it! Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2.
CR: 87% MQ: 96% OR: 91%
Matthäus Nanzanator gained overness from this feud ending. Der Busengrapscher gained overness from this feud ending.
Jean Jacques Roussant vs Rogue Diaz vs Tigertecz (For The BBSW US Title) : Big forearm by Jean Jacques Roussant, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Belly to belly suplex by JJR. JJR drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Rogue crushes Tecz with a big legdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rogue tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Rogue Diaz powers out of a Jean Jacques Roussant headlock. Tecz \ Rogue whip JJR into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Power drive elbow by Tigertecz. Pin, three count, it's over. Tigertecz pins JJR. Tecz crushes Rogue with a big legdrop. Rogue Diaz reverses a hip toss. Power drive elbow by Rogue Diaz. Cover for a two count. Tigertecz fights out of a grapple. Super frankensteiner on Rogue, who hit hard. Rogue Diaz can barely stand. The Eye of the Tiger!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.
CR: 73% MQ: 89% OR: 81%
Ashes is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He walks over and looks behind some crates, and suddenly gets knocked down by a chair. Out from the crates emerges Der Busengrapscher, holding the chair. He hits Ashes again, then walks off, the damage done.
OR: 87%
BBSW Cold As Ice was attended by 799 people!
We made $15980 from ticket sales.
OR: 77%
Sat. 2/27/10
Announcers: Jack Creamer and Frank Sinatra
Ken Adian vs Xavier Mason : Stiff chop lights up X. Russian legsweep with a cane around the neck, X is out! Xavier Mason takes a butterfly suplex from Canuck. Fallaway slam by Ken Adian. Xavier Mason comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Kitchen sink shot, Canuck gets floored. Flying reverse elbow by Xavier Mason. Hooks the leg for a two count. Canuck blocks a punch. Nice piledriver on X. There's a two count on the pin. Front legsweep slam by Ken Adian, hit with precision. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Ken Adian misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Xavier Mason strikes Canuck. Ken Adian takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Rude Awakening on Xavier Mason by Canuck. Ken Adian moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Canadian Bacon. 1....2...3, it's finished. Xavier Mason has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 45% MQ: 89% OR: 67%
Rock Balboa vs Steve Traves : Powerful Spear by Rock Balboa. Flying spear out of the corner! Traves nearly got snapped in two. Death valley driver by Rock Balboa, Steve Traves got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Fallaway slam by Rock Balboa. Cover for a two count. Steve Traves comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big dropkick by Steve Traves, who got good elevation. Tiger bomb by Steve Traves, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Rock blocks a punch. Driven full nelson slam on Traves. Steve Traves can barely stand. The Truth Hurts!! 1....2....3. Rock Balboa offers a handshake to Traves...and he accepts it! No! Steve Traves levels Rock with a cheap shot right hand! Steve Traves spins Rock around. Steve Traves hits the The Canadian Destroyer! Rock Balboa has been floored after the match. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 47% MQ: 87% OR: 67%
Andy vs Mr. Cool Ice : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Mr. Cool Ice uses a forearm to the face. Big backdrop on Andy, executed well. Running knee lift from Mr. Cool Ice. Andy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on C.I.. C.I. blocks the suplex attempt. Spinebuster by Mr. Cool Ice. Brutal powerbomb on Andy. Mr. Cool Ice misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Andy hits some punches. Andy only gets knees on a splash. Back elbow connects, Andy staggers backward. Andy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Andy climbs to the top rope...but C.I. gets back up, and climbs out onto the apron! Andy gets grabbed...and gets pressed from the top rope all the way to the outside, through the announcer's table! C.I. climbs out with a microphone and asks Andy...who has no choice but to quit! The impact of that last fall was too great. Mr. Cool Ice remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 60% MQ: 90% OR: 75%
Andy gained overness from this feud ending. Mr. Cool Ice gained overness from this feud ending.
Art Vandelay vs Cobra Commander (For The BBSW Yeee Title) : Standing leg lariat by Art Vandelay on Cobra. Cobra Commander elbows Art Vandelay in the face to break a hammerlock. Cobra Commander uses move #193 (arm-BAR). We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Cobra Commander nearly kills Vandelay with a released tiger suplex. Cover, but there's no one to count for Cobra Commander. Art Vandelay comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Cobra goes down. Super frankensteiner on Cobra, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Cobra walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Cobra is out just before the three count. Cobra Commander ducks a clothesline attempt. Spine shattering vicious back suplex! Art Vandelay got absolutely creamed. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Vandelay counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Cobra Commander can barely stand. Here it comes - Vandelay Industry Slam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Steve Traves comes running down the aisle with a chair! Art Vandelay is just leaving the ring...and Traves scores with a brutal chair shot! Art Vandelay falls to the floor holding his head. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 55% MQ: 86% OR: 70%
Art Vandelay gained overness from this feud ending. Cobra Commander lost overness from this feud ending. The BBSW Yeee title has gained in image.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba : Big Dick receives some punishment. Big Dick powers out of a headlock. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Dick Cheese uses a forearm to the face. Mamba reverses an irish whip...and Dick Cheese runs into the referee. Death valley driver by Dick Cheese, The White Mamba is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Mamba drops out the back of a Dick Cheese bodyslam attempt. Flying shoulder tackle by Mamba sends Big Dick to the mat. Ring-shaking slam on Big Dick. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by The White Mamba, Dick Cheese got planted. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. The White Mamba misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Spear by Dick Cheese. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The White Mamba powers out of a Dick Cheese headlock. The White Mamba grapples with Dick Cheese, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Dick Cheese: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! The White Mamba leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Mamba has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Dick Cheese to look for revenge. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 54% MQ: 87% OR: 70%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman (For The BBSW Television Title) : Big backdrop on Paco, executed well. Paco walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Paco powers out of a headlock. Paco hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. The Pac takes a flying neckbreaker from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? The Pac counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Paco walks into a jaw breaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Double Arm DDT by The Pac, Paco got destroyed. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Big backdrop on Paco, executed well. Paco gets slammed. The Pac only gets knees on a splash. Second rope flying axe handle, The Pac goes down. DDT from the top rope by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. That looked brutal. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La floors Pacman...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Tequila Sunrise! 1....2....3. Pacman slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Paco turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 54% MQ: 89% OR: 71%
Matthäus Nanzanator vs Der Busengrapscher : Matthäus Nanzanator hits some punches. Busengraps receives some punishment. Big backdrop on Busengraps, executed well. Flying shoulder tackle by The Nanz sends Busengraps to the mat. Der Busengrapscher ducks a clothesline attempt. Back elbow connects, The Nanz staggers backward. Driven full nelson slam on The Nanz. There's a two count on the pin. Matthäus Nanzanator powers out of a Der Busengrapscher headlock. Spinebuster by Matthäus Nanzanator, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Cover for a two count. Matthäus Nanzanator scores with a killer spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Busengraps blocks the suplex attempt. Stiff chop lights up The Nanz. The Nanz pushes out of a Der Busengrapscher hold. Rude Awakening on Der Busengrapscher by The Nanz. Matthäus Nanzanator moves in for the kill. Here it comes - You've Been Nanzanated. 1....2...3, it's finished. Der Busengrapscher looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Busengraps has lost it! Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2.
CR: 87% MQ: 96% OR: 91%
Matthäus Nanzanator gained overness from this feud ending. Der Busengrapscher gained overness from this feud ending.
Jean Jacques Roussant vs Rogue Diaz vs Tigertecz (For The BBSW US Title) : Big forearm by Jean Jacques Roussant, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Belly to belly suplex by JJR. JJR drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Rogue crushes Tecz with a big legdrop. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rogue tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Rogue Diaz powers out of a Jean Jacques Roussant headlock. Tecz \ Rogue whip JJR into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Power drive elbow by Tigertecz. Pin, three count, it's over. Tigertecz pins JJR. Tecz crushes Rogue with a big legdrop. Rogue Diaz reverses a hip toss. Power drive elbow by Rogue Diaz. Cover for a two count. Tigertecz fights out of a grapple. Super frankensteiner on Rogue, who hit hard. Rogue Diaz can barely stand. The Eye of the Tiger!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating.
CR: 73% MQ: 89% OR: 81%
Ashes is walking backstage, when he suddenly stops and looks around. He walks over and looks behind some crates, and suddenly gets knocked down by a chair. Out from the crates emerges Der Busengrapscher, holding the chair. He hits Ashes again, then walks off, the damage done.
OR: 87%
BBSW Cold As Ice was attended by 799 people!
We made $15980 from ticket sales.
OR: 77%