Post by CC on May 20, 2010 16:18:32 GMT -5
Oakland, CA
May 20, 2010
Warriors has assigned Brian Cardinal as part time Janitor for Oracle Arena.
Brian Cardinal, selected #28 overall from this years draft, was immediately sent to Oakland, CA to do some work. Warriors Owner Chris Cohan spoke to the media.
"Oracle Arena is dirty as fuck. The rest rooms are smelly and disgusting. The aisles are so hazardous that I am now allergic. Because of this, we are now charging fans $10 more for every game ticket. We need this place nice and clean before the season. We are confident Brian Cardinal will get the job done. Not only that, but we think he is gonna be one helluva player for us as well."
Warriors have placed a sign for every entrance to the Arena.
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Warriors are still hiring for a new athletic trainer. Job Applications can be sent to the Warriors Headquarters. Please send via Fed-Ex or UPS. Do not lick the stamps.
