Post by Pig on Apr 29, 2010 19:19:42 GMT -5
A PIGPEN EXCLUSIVE
Over the past years we at BBS have been blessed to be in the presence of such enchanting and jovial GM's. Back in the day BBS GM's were known rampantly rush to high school computer labs all over the country during passing time to catch these quirky GM's baptized in LOL's and later on LMAO's as they posted their ridiculous comments. 6 year BBS Veteran Aaron Haberman was one of these prepubiscent adoloescents who would rather whack off too a 36 point victory over Basones BLAAAAAAZAAAAS than to fuck his own girlfriend.
"Oh man I was young and enjoying life to the fullest." Haberman told the Pigpen. "Life at that time was all about being the first one to Garden, pushing the barrel and....the Sim Check defintley the Sim Check. Fucking passing time, I was like a bull on red on a redbull. Better not get in my fucking way because I would be like Ron Dayne hitting the B gap to get that computer. BANG BABY. And after I drilled you I would eat the lunch you spilt on the ground."
Mark Kelley was known to be some what of a clown before his days in BBS. Kelley had the tendency to walk around the NCHS cafeteria with a cell phone calculator pretending to be Scott Boras. BBS showed him a path of hope.
"Well, I was a pretty big Mets fan. I think I hold the record for most T-Shirts caught out of the cannon during the 7th inning stretch at Shea. I heard they fired 3 consecutive Mr Mets because of it. " Kelley boasted to us at the Pigpen "However I was the best Fantasy Sports guy at Saxe Middle School. I could spell Salmatacchia before these fucks knew what a fastball was. The mob called me to take care of Jimmy Haffa's body with my ability of buring these fucks at the bottom of the leaderboard."
Above: The second victim of Kelley's whoreish T-shirt grabbing spree.
BBS signed the cocky Kelley to a nice deal and it has been like clockwork ever since. "I get tired of winning all the time so I let others do it for me." Kelley notes. "I feel like I donate to charity everytime someone else wins a title."
Superstition was always big for Dan Basone growing up.
"Sim checks, always Computer 7." he told the Pigpen yesterday
After going 10-0 in a 10 day sim on Computer 7 it always has been a good omen for him. However since the brutal assualt of a 14 year old girl with a New Canaan frisbee, Basone has been finding it hard to get back to the computer he knows and loves.
"Bitch was sitting at my computer so she got what she deserved. When the clock strikes 12 and I have a fucking triple lunch you either sit at a different computer or I am fucking coming after you. Tell your teacher, your mother, sister, who ever the fuck.......Severe Depression 38 days Love, Basone."
3 years removed from NCHS Basone has been arrested 4 times in the since 07 for breaking and entering the NCHS Computer Lab.
"I get itchy man. Need my computer fix before night sims, especially around day 100."
Above: "Computer 7" at the NCHS Comp Lab which Basone creatively nicknamed "Dell"
Next time we look at a glance the Baby Boomers: Nova, Blue and Skillz
and rip them for stupid shit.
YEEEE
Over the past years we at BBS have been blessed to be in the presence of such enchanting and jovial GM's. Back in the day BBS GM's were known rampantly rush to high school computer labs all over the country during passing time to catch these quirky GM's baptized in LOL's and later on LMAO's as they posted their ridiculous comments. 6 year BBS Veteran Aaron Haberman was one of these prepubiscent adoloescents who would rather whack off too a 36 point victory over Basones BLAAAAAAZAAAAS than to fuck his own girlfriend.
"Oh man I was young and enjoying life to the fullest." Haberman told the Pigpen. "Life at that time was all about being the first one to Garden, pushing the barrel and....the Sim Check defintley the Sim Check. Fucking passing time, I was like a bull on red on a redbull. Better not get in my fucking way because I would be like Ron Dayne hitting the B gap to get that computer. BANG BABY. And after I drilled you I would eat the lunch you spilt on the ground."
Mark Kelley was known to be some what of a clown before his days in BBS. Kelley had the tendency to walk around the NCHS cafeteria with a cell phone calculator pretending to be Scott Boras. BBS showed him a path of hope.
"Well, I was a pretty big Mets fan. I think I hold the record for most T-Shirts caught out of the cannon during the 7th inning stretch at Shea. I heard they fired 3 consecutive Mr Mets because of it. " Kelley boasted to us at the Pigpen "However I was the best Fantasy Sports guy at Saxe Middle School. I could spell Salmatacchia before these fucks knew what a fastball was. The mob called me to take care of Jimmy Haffa's body with my ability of buring these fucks at the bottom of the leaderboard."
Above: The second victim of Kelley's whoreish T-shirt grabbing spree.
BBS signed the cocky Kelley to a nice deal and it has been like clockwork ever since. "I get tired of winning all the time so I let others do it for me." Kelley notes. "I feel like I donate to charity everytime someone else wins a title."
Superstition was always big for Dan Basone growing up.
"Sim checks, always Computer 7." he told the Pigpen yesterday
After going 10-0 in a 10 day sim on Computer 7 it always has been a good omen for him. However since the brutal assualt of a 14 year old girl with a New Canaan frisbee, Basone has been finding it hard to get back to the computer he knows and loves.
"Bitch was sitting at my computer so she got what she deserved. When the clock strikes 12 and I have a fucking triple lunch you either sit at a different computer or I am fucking coming after you. Tell your teacher, your mother, sister, who ever the fuck.......Severe Depression 38 days Love, Basone."
3 years removed from NCHS Basone has been arrested 4 times in the since 07 for breaking and entering the NCHS Computer Lab.
"I get itchy man. Need my computer fix before night sims, especially around day 100."
Above: "Computer 7" at the NCHS Comp Lab which Basone creatively nicknamed "Dell"
Next time we look at a glance the Baby Boomers: Nova, Blue and Skillz
and rip them for stupid shit.
YEEEE
