Post by Pig on Mar 22, 2011 18:22:44 GMT -5
A PIGPEN FUCKING EXCLUSIVE
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Since the beginning of Christianity, and from a broader standpoint the Catholic Church, the concept of sin was created in order for followers to abide by the teachings of god. Seven of these vices were eventually deemed to be the most severe of the sins, ultimately creating what we know today as the Seven Deadly Sins
The Seven Deadly Sins consisted of Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Wrath and Envy. All of which were considered threating to the human spirit and opened the gates to eternal damnation. (For purposes of this article we are subsituting Vanity for Gluttony just because I don't wan't to do "eating up the competition" or some ridiculous shit like that.)
Today, we explore how the Seven Deadly Sins effect the BBS and more importantly their GM's. Who in the league embodies the strongest elements pertaining to each sin? Who is the biggest sinner of them all? Come join us on our exclusive look into The Seven Deadly Sins: BBS GM's
VANITY-the excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to others
BBS GM: SKILLZ
I orignally had Broph here but now after re-reading the definitions of Vanity I believe Skillz hits the bill. The difference between Vanity and Pride are very slim however the term "unjustified boasting" and "narcisstic undertones" come up quite often than not. Time and time again Skillz boasts about the teams that he has created being superb and magnificent. Never has he been to the finals once in BBS.
Skillz always he has the team to beat, but fails every time in having that team. Teams he has created in the league have failed to meet excpectations, even though we would think otherwise if we judge his teams based on Sim Threads.
SLOTH-the failure to utilize one's talents and gifts
BBS GM: JAH
Jah has countlessly been put on the spot for not attempting to make his team better over the course of BBS so this slot should come at no surprise. In the BBS dictionary Jah drinking a beer under the sea comes up right next to the word "mediocrity." Rarely, if at all, has he had a team that other teams feared going into the playoffs as his Spurs have been lack luster to say the least.
We could stick a couple others into this spot and other GM's would agree that they fit the bill of Sloth. However, Jah has been in many, many, many (I mean many) sim leagues in his time and has very high senority in BBS. With that in mind he should be one of the top tier GM's in this league, therefore deeming the term Sloth.
PRIDE:-an inward directed emotion that exemplifies either a high sense of one's personal status or ego
BBS GM: BROPH
No one in this league exemplifies more Pride than Broph. Countless times he comes off as a complete douche bag when it comes to simming, players and FBB in general. Broph needs to let everyone know the potentials and ratings of every player and the need to tell every GM his opinion. The seperation between Vanity and Pride is where Skillz expresses his arrogance in subliminal undertones, Broph will be blunt and clear that he knows everything is going on and probably more so than you.
Pride, is considered by most theologians to be the most severe of the Seven Deadly Sins and also the only vice that can be considered a virtue. That leaves the question........Is Broph's pride in FBB, BBS and sim knowledge considered virtuous or a sin?
WRATH-inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger
BBS GM: PLAY
This one is a no-brainer for those of us playing at home. Aaron was considered with his irate rampages he sometimes goes through PP threads but Play is the BBS bully. It doesn't matter who it is, or what they have done, but if Play has deemed it neccesary to envoke the Wrath he is capable of then he will do so. Greeme, GAME, Martinez, Space Bar, 1 Week Tradeban GM's just to name a few have all felt his roar from tank jobs to shitty trades.
Play expresses utmost vigilantism and needs no allies. He has no fear of anyone or anything in BBS. Does he use his intimidating nature to his advantage? Do people like Play? Is Play actually Gay? The answers might never be found as they could be guarded by his anger.
ENVY-a desire to deprive other men of theirs
BBS GM-MARTINEZ
The most envious GM in the league has to be Martinez. He is envious of the fellow GM's around them and whether through sarcasm, ridicule or any other tools at his disposal he is looking to bring the man next to him down any way possible. He will degrate you and piss you off, only for his personal pleasure of getting to watch you lose your cool. When other GM's respond make to him a negative manner, he has already won the battle. Martinez rarely ever loses his cool as he never stoops to the level of the one he brings down.
Whether it is posting ridiculous long posts in PP threads or plain talking shit, Martinez will attempt to deprive you of the high horse you're riding at the time and take a shit in bucket of joy. Boom Shaka Lacka, bitches.
GREED- a very excessive or rapacious desire and pursuit of wealth, status, and power.
BBS GM: MARK
Mark is the quinessential hierarch of Greed in BBS. Phoenix picks hold no value to this man what so ever. You try and offer Phoenix picks for one of his studs and he just laughs in your face. The man is greed-strucken by the power of the elusive BBS Ring. He never wants to rebuild and has built a surplus of wealth, status and power by the teams that he has created. On the surface he is a nice guy, watches RAW and PP's just like a normal GM. However, underneath the surface this fucking guy just laughs at all of us other GM's while bathing in the success he so cherishes.
Mark wants complete domiance of BBS and will stop at no means to obtain it. He is a greedy son of a bitch who can somehow fucking maneuver Deron Williams for Derrick Rose. Sickest guy ever.
LUST-is an emotional force that is directly associated with the thinking or fantasizing about one's desire, usually in a sexual way
BBS GM: EVERY GM
While Andy might be the only one who actually performs sexual acts while on BBS, we all show great lust when it comes to the league. We all excessively plug and play in our minds how we can create a dynasty and fantasize how it would be if we beat everyone else in the league. The lust for the championship, (or trying to squeek by your CY) is what drives us to wake our drunk asses up on a Saturday and check a 5 day sim. Of course we would rather be in bed! Of course we would rather have another hour with the girl next to us with schnapps fresh on her breath! Of course we would be happier if it was a 10 day sim and not a 5 day sim!
The lust we have for BBS allows us to have the strength to crawl to our IPad when we don't want to. It doesn't matter if we have to get through the maze of 10 spitters or 10 hookers to get there either. Yeah, it fucking sucks that Spence can only do 5 days instead of 10 because him and Andrea have to go apple picking in order to make some gay recipie for dinner that they found out of some gay gourmet cookbook....but we forgive him.
Lust is the most powerful sin. This took too long to write.
amazingdata.com/mediadata32/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool5_7-deadly-sins_200907262032405136.jpg[/img]
Since the beginning of Christianity, and from a broader standpoint the Catholic Church, the concept of sin was created in order for followers to abide by the teachings of god. Seven of these vices were eventually deemed to be the most severe of the sins, ultimately creating what we know today as the Seven Deadly Sins
The Seven Deadly Sins consisted of Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Wrath and Envy. All of which were considered threating to the human spirit and opened the gates to eternal damnation. (For purposes of this article we are subsituting Vanity for Gluttony just because I don't wan't to do "eating up the competition" or some ridiculous shit like that.)
Today, we explore how the Seven Deadly Sins effect the BBS and more importantly their GM's. Who in the league embodies the strongest elements pertaining to each sin? Who is the biggest sinner of them all? Come join us on our exclusive look into The Seven Deadly Sins: BBS GM's
VANITY-the excessive belief in one's own abilities or attractiveness to others
BBS GM: SKILLZ
I orignally had Broph here but now after re-reading the definitions of Vanity I believe Skillz hits the bill. The difference between Vanity and Pride are very slim however the term "unjustified boasting" and "narcisstic undertones" come up quite often than not. Time and time again Skillz boasts about the teams that he has created being superb and magnificent. Never has he been to the finals once in BBS.
Skillz always he has the team to beat, but fails every time in having that team. Teams he has created in the league have failed to meet excpectations, even though we would think otherwise if we judge his teams based on Sim Threads.
SLOTH-the failure to utilize one's talents and gifts
BBS GM: JAH
Jah has countlessly been put on the spot for not attempting to make his team better over the course of BBS so this slot should come at no surprise. In the BBS dictionary Jah drinking a beer under the sea comes up right next to the word "mediocrity." Rarely, if at all, has he had a team that other teams feared going into the playoffs as his Spurs have been lack luster to say the least.
We could stick a couple others into this spot and other GM's would agree that they fit the bill of Sloth. However, Jah has been in many, many, many (I mean many) sim leagues in his time and has very high senority in BBS. With that in mind he should be one of the top tier GM's in this league, therefore deeming the term Sloth.
PRIDE:-an inward directed emotion that exemplifies either a high sense of one's personal status or ego
BBS GM: BROPH
No one in this league exemplifies more Pride than Broph. Countless times he comes off as a complete douche bag when it comes to simming, players and FBB in general. Broph needs to let everyone know the potentials and ratings of every player and the need to tell every GM his opinion. The seperation between Vanity and Pride is where Skillz expresses his arrogance in subliminal undertones, Broph will be blunt and clear that he knows everything is going on and probably more so than you.
Pride, is considered by most theologians to be the most severe of the Seven Deadly Sins and also the only vice that can be considered a virtue. That leaves the question........Is Broph's pride in FBB, BBS and sim knowledge considered virtuous or a sin?
WRATH-inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger
BBS GM: PLAY
This one is a no-brainer for those of us playing at home. Aaron was considered with his irate rampages he sometimes goes through PP threads but Play is the BBS bully. It doesn't matter who it is, or what they have done, but if Play has deemed it neccesary to envoke the Wrath he is capable of then he will do so. Greeme, GAME, Martinez, Space Bar, 1 Week Tradeban GM's just to name a few have all felt his roar from tank jobs to shitty trades.
Play expresses utmost vigilantism and needs no allies. He has no fear of anyone or anything in BBS. Does he use his intimidating nature to his advantage? Do people like Play? Is Play actually Gay? The answers might never be found as they could be guarded by his anger.
ENVY-a desire to deprive other men of theirs
BBS GM-MARTINEZ
The most envious GM in the league has to be Martinez. He is envious of the fellow GM's around them and whether through sarcasm, ridicule or any other tools at his disposal he is looking to bring the man next to him down any way possible. He will degrate you and piss you off, only for his personal pleasure of getting to watch you lose your cool. When other GM's respond make to him a negative manner, he has already won the battle. Martinez rarely ever loses his cool as he never stoops to the level of the one he brings down.
Whether it is posting ridiculous long posts in PP threads or plain talking shit, Martinez will attempt to deprive you of the high horse you're riding at the time and take a shit in bucket of joy. Boom Shaka Lacka, bitches.
GREED- a very excessive or rapacious desire and pursuit of wealth, status, and power.
BBS GM: MARK
Mark is the quinessential hierarch of Greed in BBS. Phoenix picks hold no value to this man what so ever. You try and offer Phoenix picks for one of his studs and he just laughs in your face. The man is greed-strucken by the power of the elusive BBS Ring. He never wants to rebuild and has built a surplus of wealth, status and power by the teams that he has created. On the surface he is a nice guy, watches RAW and PP's just like a normal GM. However, underneath the surface this fucking guy just laughs at all of us other GM's while bathing in the success he so cherishes.
Mark wants complete domiance of BBS and will stop at no means to obtain it. He is a greedy son of a bitch who can somehow fucking maneuver Deron Williams for Derrick Rose. Sickest guy ever.
LUST-is an emotional force that is directly associated with the thinking or fantasizing about one's desire, usually in a sexual way
BBS GM: EVERY GM
While Andy might be the only one who actually performs sexual acts while on BBS, we all show great lust when it comes to the league. We all excessively plug and play in our minds how we can create a dynasty and fantasize how it would be if we beat everyone else in the league. The lust for the championship, (or trying to squeek by your CY) is what drives us to wake our drunk asses up on a Saturday and check a 5 day sim. Of course we would rather be in bed! Of course we would rather have another hour with the girl next to us with schnapps fresh on her breath! Of course we would be happier if it was a 10 day sim and not a 5 day sim!
The lust we have for BBS allows us to have the strength to crawl to our IPad when we don't want to. It doesn't matter if we have to get through the maze of 10 spitters or 10 hookers to get there either. Yeah, it fucking sucks that Spence can only do 5 days instead of 10 because him and Andrea have to go apple picking in order to make some gay recipie for dinner that they found out of some gay gourmet cookbook....but we forgive him.
Lust is the most powerful sin. This took too long to write.