Post by Pig on Feb 28, 2011 20:15:46 GMT -5
Bob Carl
6'3
190 LB's
PG
21
North Carolina
Potential BBS Ratings
C+ C+ A- C+ C- A
Bob Carl is quite the peculiar individual. Somewhat of a mediocre guy with mediocre looks and appeal he wasn't the biggest fan favorite at the Chapel Hill bars and with the women. His mediocre name didn't help him at well either. Somewhat of a mundane individual, Carl was written off by most of the Tar Heel Blue before his Freshman season.
However, Carl's handling abilities are unparalleled by most BBS prospects. With a crafty assortment of passing ability and handles, Bob is an artisan of the rock, painting portraits of razzle and dazzle that gets crowds wild. Bob instantly went from a chronic masturbation specialist to pimp daddy in just 7 starts after his wide array of crossovers and step backs lit up the Carolina sky and made the girls go crazy.
Carl shows promise in other sides of the game as well. Although the amount of women Bob could get depended on that night's ASS/TO ratio (pun) he never really focused on other areas of the game. Carl is probably the main reason why Planned Parenthood is losing federal funding right now.
After media allegations of lewd, adulterous behavior with a group of 17 year old Volleyball recruits (as well as contracting numerous venerial diseases) Carl has thrown the pimp stick in the closet and has since become a born again Christian devoting himself to only BBS. Mr. February in Celibate Weekly's annual swimsuit calendar, Carl shows promise on all aspects of the court and has the potential to be an all around solid PG in BBS.
6'3
190 LB's
PG
21
North Carolina
Potential BBS Ratings
C+ C+ A- C+ C- A
Bob Carl is quite the peculiar individual. Somewhat of a mediocre guy with mediocre looks and appeal he wasn't the biggest fan favorite at the Chapel Hill bars and with the women. His mediocre name didn't help him at well either. Somewhat of a mundane individual, Carl was written off by most of the Tar Heel Blue before his Freshman season.
However, Carl's handling abilities are unparalleled by most BBS prospects. With a crafty assortment of passing ability and handles, Bob is an artisan of the rock, painting portraits of razzle and dazzle that gets crowds wild. Bob instantly went from a chronic masturbation specialist to pimp daddy in just 7 starts after his wide array of crossovers and step backs lit up the Carolina sky and made the girls go crazy.
Carl shows promise in other sides of the game as well. Although the amount of women Bob could get depended on that night's ASS/TO ratio (pun) he never really focused on other areas of the game. Carl is probably the main reason why Planned Parenthood is losing federal funding right now.
After media allegations of lewd, adulterous behavior with a group of 17 year old Volleyball recruits (as well as contracting numerous venerial diseases) Carl has thrown the pimp stick in the closet and has since become a born again Christian devoting himself to only BBS. Mr. February in Celibate Weekly's annual swimsuit calendar, Carl shows promise on all aspects of the court and has the potential to be an all around solid PG in BBS.
