Post by jaycatch on Apr 16, 2012 16:27:15 GMT -5
20 Shots
The gym darkens.
The once hissing lights, now a delicate whisper.
The rhythm of a single bouncing ball bellows from the floor to kiss the walls.
2 men remain.
"20 shots left..." says a voice, "make 'em count!"
Today's Guest: Oklahoma City Thunder GM, Habes
The gym darkens.
The once hissing lights, now a delicate whisper.
The rhythm of a single bouncing ball bellows from the floor to kiss the walls.
2 men remain.
"20 shots left..." says a voice, "make 'em count!"
Today's Guest: Oklahoma City Thunder GM, Habes
Who are you?
I'm 22 and balding and in school and I'll probably weigh below 185 in two weeks
What makes you tick?
Ordinary shit. Ice cream and cinema.
What does BBS provide for you?
I can't even
What do you contribute to BBS?
TBH I'm Spencer.
Are you a troll? Is the BBS persona all an act?
No. Sometimes I dick around, sometimes I say things I wouldn't say to my gramma (twitter.com/grammahaberman), sometimes I do some things and the like, as it were. Etc. And I feel that's a fact.
As a BBS veteran, do you feel any connection to other GMs (Past or Present)?
Metaphysically? Yes. Otherwise no not at all.
Will you ever win a championship again? How?
No. N/A.
Who is the biggest threat to you in the West?
The Rockets. The Lakers have the second most talent but we've seemed to have little trouble with them. Shoutsout to Styro for playing something called Duke Hogue 22 minutes a game.
With the PG rule and now the SG rule, do you think BBS is becoming too strict?
No. Things take their turns being controversial and then they aren't.
Other than the obvious, what is your general philosophy regarding a rebuilding roster?
Holy fuck this is so boring I should really trade for vets.
You land the 1st pick. George Gervin or Bill Walton?
Only way I consider Gervin is if he's a Bingo type. One could say it would behoove me to read the notes before saying more. So I won't say more lolz.
What do you believe is the most diluted position in BBS?
Missionary. Shooting guard.
Pick a GM to praise.
Dave KruPIMPski. Congrats on not getting fired yet!
Pick a GM to scold.
Shoutsout to Styro for never winning anything, squandering a Hal Greer MM Jerry West trio, and now saying his contender is boring.
Rate your BBS career (current incarnation only) from 0-10 and explain that rating.
Maybe like a 5.7.
Would you be in favor of a BBS restart to correct the inflation common to FBB leagues, such as amplified scoring, blocks, and steals?
No. I'm not interested in a restart at all. Inflation's fun.
Great defense or Great offense?
Offense b/c I like to have fun™.
Thoughts on Pace? Trap? Press? Focus? When do you increase/decrease each and why?
Press and trap suck. Every time I think they'll increase turnovers I'm wrong, and I think they hurt my defense so I ignore them. Imagine putting Purell on your hands before eating a taco. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT. OH GOD NVM SHE'S USING A FORK.
IMAGINE USING A FORK TO EAT A TACO. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
Is BBS plagued by a clique mentality?
There isn't any kind of an NC clique presence here at all anymore. I miss my friends. Otherwise I mean oh god I don't want to answer this question it's so boring.
Say anything here.
I love the Mets. I love Dawn Richard. I got the hornies.