Post by jaycatch on Feb 28, 2012 3:23:38 GMT -5
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3#1 Golden State Warriors V. #8 Dallas Mavericks
What Has Happened: The Warriors are getting completely dominated defensively. And fairly consistently. The Mavericks have yet to allow the Warriors to shoot over 40.7% from the field and players like Boozer, Beard, and Perry have taken terms carrying them offensively.
What Should Happen: The Warriors need a depth chart change or something. The only thing offensive about this team this series is their performance. BOOM.
What Will Happen: Dallas sweep.
What I Want To Happen: Since I got jobbed out of my spot as an 8th seed, I'm rooting for the upset. Much like what would have happened if I was playing the Nets instead of who the hell is now and they suck.
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1#4 Houston Rockets V. #5 Minnesota Timberwolves
What Has Happened: The Timberwolves are getting destroyed in the boards. Just wrecked. In a low scoring series, as it has been, ball control is key. Houston has Ho Walker and Hank Finkel averaging a combined 29.3rpg. The T'Wolves themselves are averaging somewhere under 50. Ugh.
What Should Happen: Rockets will continue to dominate the boards. Earl Monroe will continue to have 20 pt games in 44 minutes.
What Will Happen: Rockets in 5.
What I Want To Happen: This field was terrible. I don't care what happens.
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1#2 Denver Nuggets V. #7 Utah Jazz
What Has Happened: Nate Thurmond.
What Should Happen: The Jazz can take this one to 6, but they are just overmatched at C. George T Johnson is getting worked.
What Will Happen: Nuggets in 6
What I Want To Happen: A Jah playoff run. Jah and the Jazz seem like a perfect fit.
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0#3 Los Angelos Clippers V. #6 Oklahoma City Thunder
What Has Happened:
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0#1 Charlotte Bobcats V. #8 New Jersey Nets
What Has Happened: The Atlanta Hawks didn't make the playoffs due to a tie-break. Instead, the Nets are getting their dicks kicked in by the Charlotte Bobcats' D-League squad. Sweet tits.
What Should Happen: I should be in this game, wrecking shit. Fatty and Norm taking turns dropping triple doubles. Bob Dandridge playing 6 positions. Mel Daniels blocking shots and being mediocre offensively. Dick Van Arsdale dropping 40 then no one wanting to trade for him. Just terror all over the court for the Bobcats.
What Will Happen: Who the fuck cares, I'm not there. Bobcats have injuries.
What I Want To Happen: Every player on the Nets, severe depression.
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2#4 Orlando Magic V. #5 Toronto Raptors
What Has Happened: It's been a back and forth power struggle between two middling Eastern Conference teams. The Magic, lead by Jon McGlocklin and young'n Bingo Smith, have been putting an assualt on the stat sheet. But the steady combination of the unattainable Zelmo Beaty and under the radar Fred Carter has lead the Raptors to the series lead.
What Should Happen: A Zelmo Beaty trade next season.
What Will Happen: Home court hasn't seem to matter but look for the Raptors to seize the opportunity and take this one in 6.
What I Want To Happen: Normally I'd pick Repole. But he's on a cruise right now and I'm struggling to shit. Go Raps!
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2 #2 New York Knicks V. #7 Chicago Bulls
What Has Happened: Another epic battle between Play and Skillz that no one cares about. Play and Skillz would be a sick in a late 80's movie co-staring Martin Lawrence and Tischina Arnold about a House Party. In all seriousness, the Bulls started the series with a bang jumping out to a 60-33 halftime lead against the Knicks. They only won that game by one. We've got a series folks.
What Should Happen: Elgin Baylor is averaging 44.0ppg in these first 3 games. If he keeps this up, and combined with the Knicks defense, you have to believe the Bulls luck will run out.
What Will Happen: Knicks in 7.
What I Want To Happen:
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2#3 Milwaukee Bucks V. #6 Indiana Pacers
What Has Happened: Another East favorite finds himself down going into the 2nd part of Round 1. These teams are boring though so fuck a write up.
What Should Happen: Broph should turn it around.
What Will Happen: Pacers in 5. They've dominated in their wins.
What I Want To Happen: Bacon
