Post by Martinez on Jan 13, 2011 19:14:32 GMT -5
La Mesa Redonda with your host Frijoles Gonzalez!
Welcome to La Mesa Redonda with your host! Frijoles Gonzalez! This mesa redonda is muy caliente!!!!! Let's begin aye aye aye aye !!!!!
1. How would you rate your success so far in BBS on a scale of 1-10 and why?[/u]
Erbes - Well I know I have a lot of haters out there because I didn't dismantle Styro's team of Noah/Paul until recently, but you can't argue with some of my more recent moves. Adding Caron Butler, Marcin Gortat, Dalembert, Scola, etc. are some pretty sick and very solid players. Plus Al Jeff is way better than some people give him credit for. Those blocks are sick. Even though I had to be coerced into taking Carmelo, I still put the pieces together to get him. I'd give myself a 6.4 overall.
Greeme- 7. I took over a team that was 3-8 and ended the season with 38 wins. The next year I was up to 56 wins and lost in the first round in 7 games. I had a trade disallowed at the deadline which might have let me do more damage in the playoffs. This year I am up to 64 wins and have won a round in the playoffs.
Bryan - I would have to give myself a 5. Being that I just joined the league 3 hours ago and haven't done anything, I have nothing to measure this by. 5 is average, so I'll put myself there with hopes of moving up very soon.
2. Do you see yourself potentially winning a championship in the next 3-5 seasons?[/u][/size]
Erbes- I see myself winning it this year. Probably have the best team since our championship a few seasons back, if not better. We have more defense and Melo is on a tear. I like our chances if we get past the Pistons.
Greeme- I see myself potentially winning in the next 3-5 hours. I think my team will be just as good, if not better, next year though we have to work out our dc. Diaw allows my team a lot of flexibility bc he can play so many positions. Thompson is a good defender/rebounder who can also put the ball in the basket.
Bryan- Hopefully. If I do, it will probably be closer to 5 years than 3 years. Unfortunately I only have 1 player on my roster right now who is worth having on a roster, so i'm going to have to build through to draft. Then wonce I add through the draft, I have to develop those peices. So, it could be a little while.
3. Who's the best GM in BBS today? Who's the worst GM? Who's most underrated? Most Overrated?[/u][/size]
Erbes- Well the best is probably Mark. He's always talking about BBS and it gets kind of annoying, but he definitely knows what he's talking about. He's also so neutral to everyone its annoying. The worst is probably HF based purely on activity. He's terrible. Underrated is me because I like being a dark horse. Play is kind of overrated. I haven't been here for long but he hasn't won since I've been here and he seems to carry a big stick for no reason... 8--------->
Greeme- Best - Rocky. Mark. Whatever his name is he seems to get the job done. He has done a great job improving Favors. He saw that his team was not quite good enough to win this year so he added Webster.
Worst – Tiger. He lucked into the playoffs this year mostly because the east is so bad. He held on to Kobe too long and he is doing the same with Wallace. They didn't make the playoffs with Kobe and Gwall the last two years bc he couldn't put the pieces around them. At least, he should have traded them. Duncan will probably retire this year and Kobe and Gwall have already proven that they are not enough by themselves. If he didn't luck into the playoffs this year he wouldn't have made his cy next year. He has nothing up front and no pick this year. But at leasr he seems to be a nice guy.
Underrated – Hype. He was in trouble in the middle of the year and made some nice deals to make his cy. Moving Anthony Randolph back to pf was a nice move. Also picking up Zach Randolph for cheap. People were talking trash that he wouldn't make his cy in the middle of the year but he shut them up and won his first round in the playoffs.
Bryan - For best, I will go with whoever the Timberwolves GM is. I love how that roster looks and that starting line-up. All of their starters have very attractive numbers and it looks to me to be the best roster in the league.
For worst I'm going to go with the Orlando Magic GM. That team looks like it has way too much talent to only be getting 27 wins. That's either a really bad job at getting the most out of your team or a brilliant job at tanking, I'm not sure which.
4. If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island name 3 GMs that you wouldn't mind being stuck with and name 3 GMs that you'd kill yourself if you were stuck with them? [/u][/size]
Erbes-Oh this is easy. I'd want to be stuck with Nanz, Nanz, and Nanz. He's just so funny and good looking, who wouldn't want to be stuck with him? Oh and definitely GAME. He's awesome as well. The three I would kill probably comes down to Marty, Greeme, and TheNorth. Just off of annoyingness and pure stupidity.
Greeme-Wouldn't mind – Game, Brophdog and skillz. All seem like nice enough guys who don't stay stupid things.
Kill myself (or them) – Martinez, Play, Insane. Martinez wouldn't shut up, play wouldn't stop whining that it's not fair and insane would just be annoying (I don't really know them so I could be way off. Just a first impression).
Bryan - I would want to be stuck with Spencer because he can probably mix a good Manhatten. I'll go with Martinez because having him and Spencer on the island together would make great entertainment. Lastly, play, because if we had to kill someone and eat them, I would prefer it be him.
I would not want to be stuck Don because he would hint at doing things around the island to help us and then not really do it. Tiger would be left out because he's British and probably has bad hygeine. Lastly, styro would probably be left out as well.
E.G Si si el senor gonzalez gusta Play is very jugoso aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. If BBS re-started today in this current year and it were a creation draft who would be the top 5 players chosen? (Harrison Barnes Draft Class included)[/u][/size]
Erbes-Blahhhh this is hard. So many good players out there right now. I think it comes down to whatever this league values most: PGs or blocks?
1. Deron Williams
2. Chris Paul
3. Gerald Wallace
4. Amare Stoudemire
5. LeBron James
I don't think anyone with a top 5 pick would go the rookie or young player route. These make the most sense to me.
Greeme- 1 –Deron Williams – Best pg in the game today. He gets the nod over Gasol bc pg is a more important position.
2 – Marc Gasol – Why does he keep getting traded? He scores, rebounds and blocks shots.
3 - Stephen Curry – Only 25. Superstar pg. One of the best shooters in the game.
4 – Lebron James – He can do everything. He is only 4th bc his defense could be a little better.
5 – Harrison Barnes – He will be a superstar but it will take a couple of years.
Bryan - 1. Deron Williams
2. Lebron James
3. Carmelo Anthony
4. Dwight Howard
5. Marc Gasol
6. If I told you someone in this league is gay, who do you think it would be?[/u][/size]
Erbes- Hmmm maybe Jah? Yeah, definitely.
Greeme- Marty. I think he has a thing for Play. Also has (Rudy) Gay and (Kevin) Love on his team. Can't be a coincidence.
Bryan - I think it would be martinez. I think he is asking this question so he can find a life partner via BBS.
F.G El Senor Gonzalez can guarantee el senor Martinez is one straight hombre. Me and el senor Martinez one time went to Spanish harlem and picked up some mejicanas. We had some coronas y taquitos and las mejicanas ate taquitos from our culos for 20 pesos aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Name your favorite and least favorite GMs in this league and hold nothing back![/u][/size]
Erbes- I like the NC Crew guys... wish I was apart of that tbh. I also really enjoy the company of GAME. My least favorite people are the ones who aren't active. I also don't enjoy the people who live on the other side of the planet and hold things up. I'm talking about Tiger, Greeme, etc. Love Tiger, but damn. So annoying to wait.
Greeme- Least favorite – Play. Whines a lot. Always claims someone got ripped off in a trade. The trade refusals are not funny either. He is a good gm though.
Favorite – Brophdog. Seems intelligent and logical. Easy to trade with and get along with. Doesn't write a lot of stupid things.
Bryan- My favorite would be a few different guys but I will go with Tiger. He's seems like a pretty cool guy, gets along with everyone, and seems to do a good job with his team in any league I've been in with him.
My least favorite would be play. He just has an obscene amount of sand in his vagina. He can't take a joke ever, he's super sensitive and just an all around Debbie Downer.
8. Who do you think has the hottest GF/Wife in this league?(Spencer's wife included!)[/u][/size]
Erbes- The GAME. Supposedly she's a Latina and I love me some guacamole. Especially in or around my dick.
Greeme- Me.
Bryan - Any of the Australians. I've heard the women down under are pretty wild and generally attractive. I would like for one of them to confirm this. Please post pics of your girlfriends and we will have a beauty pagaent.
F.G El Senor Gonzalez love me some latinas aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!
9. Which 3 celebrities would you most like to have sex with?[/u][/size]
Erbes- Damn, wish I could list more than 3. Olivia Wilde hands down. So hott and she's British. Love the girls with accents. Angelina Jolie because those lips would feel great up and down my shaft. And Eva Mendes. She's so amazingly bangable its disgusting.
Greeme- F.G El Senor greeme no reply with an answer here I thinks el Senor greeme wife may have killed el cabron if he did answer aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!
Bryan - 1. Arianny Celeste
2. Katy Perry
3. The girl from Twilight
F.G El Senor Gonzalez will chingar any woman with tetas y un culo grande aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence? and why?[/u][/size]
Erbes- Super intelligence. You would be able to get into any girls pants, legally.
Greeme- Super intelligence. Let somebody else do the heavy lifting.
Bryan - Super intelligence easily. Super intelligence can make you rich much easier than super strength can. If I had super intelligence I could make a bunch of great investments, beef up some bank accounts, and then hire people to lift shit for me since I do not have super strength.
F.G El Senor Bryan sound like he talk out el culo to much.
11.11. If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not? Would it make a difference if it was sex with a guy and not a girl?[/u][/size]
Erbes- Meh my weiner knows no boundaries. I'd do anything for a cool mil.
Greeme -E.G. Aye aye aye el senor Greeme is no fun
Bryan- A million dollars is a lot of dough. I would sleep with any woman on the planet for it, even some of the girls that marty sleeps with. It'll be over before you know it is a good way to look at it. I would not have gay sex for a million dollars, though.
F.G For a million dollars el senor gonzalez would chingar un burro macho aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. If your life was a song, what would the title be? Why?[/u][/size]
Erbes - I Just Had Sex by Lonely Island feat. Akon. Because I really only last 30 seconds...
E.G El Senor Gonzalez thinks 30 seconds es mucho time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greeme- Dare to be different. I think differently, do what I want and don't care if people disagree.
E.G El Senor Gonzalez thinks any song with more than dos palabras is basura aye aye aye !!!!!!!!!!
Bryan - It would be You're the Best by Joe Esposito because quit frankly, I'm the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down!
F.G. El song for el senor Gonzalez would be Tacos, Tetas y Coronas aye aye aye aye aye aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all for this edition hombres!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I leave you with el senor gonzalez favorite tetasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss y culoooooooooooooooooo!