Post by Haberino on Jul 13, 2011 19:03:22 GMT -5
Shits come in all shapes and sizes. What's your favorite type of shit?
Well then you're in luck, because this is the biggest shit of them all!
There are times when Thunder GMs get drunk by themselves and write articles.
Hey, want a quick and painless method of calculating the number of times I've masturbated this summer? Multiply the number of days since May 20th by five!
Someone's been doing a lot of laundry!
Hey, here's a drawing of the size of the tits of this girl I almost lived with in Austin next year!
00
Wowee! That's two zeroes at size 20 font!
Unlike shits, the Ritz cracker does not come in all shapes and sizes.
Hey we got any vino in this joint? Aunt Steve? Got any of that red stuff?
And now, an in-depth interview with Brophdog88
Interviewer: Hey Broph, how are you doing today?
Brophdog88: Sam Jones over 85 in every category.
Interviewer: Broph, if you could pick one place to vacation, where would you go?
Brophdog88: Meh, not as good as my 2014 team, 44 blocks a night, 12 guys doing 25 ppg, Maurice Stokes over 250 in blocks, strength, jumping, not bad, but, we'll see.
Revelatory stuff. I love a good interview. And now, here are a bunch of phrases I hate.
'Curling up with a good book.'
'By far one of the best.'
'Is your Aunt Steve a girl or a guy?'
'As per usual.'
'Anything my ex-girlfriend says.'
What will I do when this entire sleeve of Ritz Crackers is gone?
Here are some BBS memories:
The time I met up with Dave, Reilly, and Hernando. It was fun.
The time Duuuuuce was fucking psychotic.
The time my ex-girlfriend never shut the fuck up about me being on BBS.
greenhorz.info/coloring%20book/plog-content/images/kids-print-activity/babar/babar-cartoon-elephant.jpg[/img]
Anyone remember my rap songs?
Here is my list of the top 5 GMs in BBS history:
1. Reilly
2. Outlawz
3. Mark
4. Krupinski
5. Galo Pesantes
Welp, there's only one Ritz cracker left. You mind if I finish it?
Hey what's for dinner? Who can say.
There are times when things happen. This is observable, and therefore a fact. But wait! Isn't time just a construct? HEY EAT MY DICK AUNT STEVE.
Can someone help me out here? I have fucking nothing to say.
Here are my favorite people in BBS:
1. Frank Ramsey
2. Don Basone
3. Thugran
Just kidding! That guy sucks.
One thing that pisses me off is when I get thrown out of restaurants for taking shits in the booth
Hey, I lied. It was actually like October 30th.
Can someone trade with me?
Here are my thoughts on every GM I can think of
Aar- Nice guy. Makes fucking terrible offers and has this tendency to be really arrogant about rejecting deals. OK, I made you an offer you didn't like, is it really worth writing 'LOL' back?
Nova- Noves is cool. He talks about TV shows like they're a fucking religious experience. He's a nice guy. Hey Noves, I see your Facebook activity all the time. Seems like you're having fun and stuff.
Uhhh
GAME-he seems funny but then in reality he sounds like he watches porn constantly and he's a guy who posts a lot of bullshit and it's like, why do you post so much yet do so little with your team? He's funny though.
JAH- I fell asleep just thinking about what to write.
DJ- I've asked him like eight trillion times for just one detail about his personal life and he won't share. The nerve.
Skillz- he's cool. Also gets arrogant in trade talks but it's OK because it's the internet and I do too.
Me- whiny bitch. Gets worked up about everything. Hey guy, go shit your pants about some more stuff why don't ya.
Marty-MARTY YOU ARE A BIG SOFTY. Annoying as fuck with the baiting everyone else but he's obviously a nice guy who just dicks around for no real reason. It's alright. That's his thing or something.
Insane- he's cool. A top dude.
Play- he's cool. He had my back on shit and stuff.
Who else is there?
CC-
Biggie-
see what I did there?
CJ- I like CJ. He's impossible to talk to because he's always distracted. Back in the day I'd be on AIM and would have no clue CJ and I were in the middle of a discussion until 19 hours later he'd be like, "Sorry, my girlfriend called, so what's up?" His girlfriend seemed like she dicked him over though. She can buzz off.
Don Basone- the greatest
Spence- hey go paint some rooms guy
Erbes- an insanely annoying kid. I liked him in real life and I can't imagine how that was possible.
Repole- seems pretty cool
Thugran- seems like the worst
Pig- Pig is a gem. I've probably understood .003 percent of the jokes he's ever made to me
Greeme- reminds me of my dad lolz
Styro- still getting over the time he said he's "not trying to be on sims" in his free time. Sounded so contrived. Otherwise I like him. We should've hung out while he was in NY.
WELP.
OH YEAH OUTLAWZ. I dunno. I think he's really obsessed with machismo and sounding hard and shit and it's terrible. Just unbearable when he goes into that mode.
Jiggy- lold
If there's anyone else, I'm sorry and stuff.
This girl on my FB just posted, "Wow this anxiety is serious, definitely need a drink"
-She has big tits
-Nobody with serious anxiety posts dumb shit like that
-She has big tits
I'm gonna go drink more and write another article later I guess. I fed the fish and cleaned the pool filter, don't worry Aunt Steve.
Well then you're in luck, because this is the biggest shit of them all!
There are times when Thunder GMs get drunk by themselves and write articles.
Hey, want a quick and painless method of calculating the number of times I've masturbated this summer? Multiply the number of days since May 20th by five!
Someone's been doing a lot of laundry!
Hey, here's a drawing of the size of the tits of this girl I almost lived with in Austin next year!
00
Wowee! That's two zeroes at size 20 font!
Unlike shits, the Ritz cracker does not come in all shapes and sizes.
Hey we got any vino in this joint? Aunt Steve? Got any of that red stuff?
And now, an in-depth interview with Brophdog88
Interviewer: Hey Broph, how are you doing today?
Brophdog88: Sam Jones over 85 in every category.
Interviewer: Broph, if you could pick one place to vacation, where would you go?
Brophdog88: Meh, not as good as my 2014 team, 44 blocks a night, 12 guys doing 25 ppg, Maurice Stokes over 250 in blocks, strength, jumping, not bad, but, we'll see.
Revelatory stuff. I love a good interview. And now, here are a bunch of phrases I hate.
'Curling up with a good book.'
'By far one of the best.'
'Is your Aunt Steve a girl or a guy?'
'As per usual.'
'Anything my ex-girlfriend says.'
What will I do when this entire sleeve of Ritz Crackers is gone?
Here are some BBS memories:
The time I met up with Dave, Reilly, and Hernando. It was fun.
The time Duuuuuce was fucking psychotic.
The time my ex-girlfriend never shut the fuck up about me being on BBS.
greenhorz.info/coloring%20book/plog-content/images/kids-print-activity/babar/babar-cartoon-elephant.jpg[/img]
Anyone remember my rap songs?
Here is my list of the top 5 GMs in BBS history:
1. Reilly
2. Outlawz
3. Mark
4. Krupinski
5. Galo Pesantes
Welp, there's only one Ritz cracker left. You mind if I finish it?
Hey what's for dinner? Who can say.
There are times when things happen. This is observable, and therefore a fact. But wait! Isn't time just a construct? HEY EAT MY DICK AUNT STEVE.
Can someone help me out here? I have fucking nothing to say.
Here are my favorite people in BBS:
1. Frank Ramsey
2. Don Basone
3. Thugran
Just kidding! That guy sucks.
One thing that pisses me off is when I get thrown out of restaurants for taking shits in the booth
Hey, I lied. It was actually like October 30th.
Can someone trade with me?
Here are my thoughts on every GM I can think of
Aar- Nice guy. Makes fucking terrible offers and has this tendency to be really arrogant about rejecting deals. OK, I made you an offer you didn't like, is it really worth writing 'LOL' back?
Nova- Noves is cool. He talks about TV shows like they're a fucking religious experience. He's a nice guy. Hey Noves, I see your Facebook activity all the time. Seems like you're having fun and stuff.
Uhhh
GAME-he seems funny but then in reality he sounds like he watches porn constantly and he's a guy who posts a lot of bullshit and it's like, why do you post so much yet do so little with your team? He's funny though.
JAH- I fell asleep just thinking about what to write.
DJ- I've asked him like eight trillion times for just one detail about his personal life and he won't share. The nerve.
Skillz- he's cool. Also gets arrogant in trade talks but it's OK because it's the internet and I do too.
Me- whiny bitch. Gets worked up about everything. Hey guy, go shit your pants about some more stuff why don't ya.
Marty-MARTY YOU ARE A BIG SOFTY. Annoying as fuck with the baiting everyone else but he's obviously a nice guy who just dicks around for no real reason. It's alright. That's his thing or something.
Insane- he's cool. A top dude.
Play- he's cool. He had my back on shit and stuff.
Who else is there?
CC-
Biggie-
see what I did there?
CJ- I like CJ. He's impossible to talk to because he's always distracted. Back in the day I'd be on AIM and would have no clue CJ and I were in the middle of a discussion until 19 hours later he'd be like, "Sorry, my girlfriend called, so what's up?" His girlfriend seemed like she dicked him over though. She can buzz off.
Don Basone- the greatest
Spence- hey go paint some rooms guy
Erbes- an insanely annoying kid. I liked him in real life and I can't imagine how that was possible.
Repole- seems pretty cool
Thugran- seems like the worst
Pig- Pig is a gem. I've probably understood .003 percent of the jokes he's ever made to me
Greeme- reminds me of my dad lolz
Styro- still getting over the time he said he's "not trying to be on sims" in his free time. Sounded so contrived. Otherwise I like him. We should've hung out while he was in NY.
WELP.
OH YEAH OUTLAWZ. I dunno. I think he's really obsessed with machismo and sounding hard and shit and it's terrible. Just unbearable when he goes into that mode.
Jiggy- lold
If there's anyone else, I'm sorry and stuff.
This girl on my FB just posted, "Wow this anxiety is serious, definitely need a drink"
-She has big tits
-Nobody with serious anxiety posts dumb shit like that
-She has big tits
I'm gonna go drink more and write another article later I guess. I fed the fish and cleaned the pool filter, don't worry Aunt Steve.