Post by aar on Apr 14, 2011 7:39:07 GMT -5
Always controversial, always funny, always has a good story. Ladies and gentlemen... Pig
1) Let's start by discussing your team. It's very well-rounded, what are your offseason plans?
No shit it is well rounded. Offseason plans are to beat the shit out of all you scrub GM's.
2) If you could have any player from the past three drafts, who would it be?
Anyone Erbes has made. Why? Odds are he is a real player in real life and is obviously getting laid more often than me.
3) If you could swap teams with any other GM, which team would you take?
Insane. He had a hot girlfriend at one time. She gave him the boot after all those mediocre seasons. Got trucked off to to rehab for an RC addiction. She once threw a vase at his face when she found out that Dwight Howard was playing like shit his first couple of seasons in the league. "I can't go out in public because I'm associated with a fucking guy who can only draft busts." At his worst point he was printing out PP's and using them for blunt wraps. However, now his team is good. He is a new man. Won't stop me from swooping down taking his team and the band of sluts who follow him.
If I had to switch bodies with a GM it would probably be Maniac. I would totally fuck up his street cred. Would burn Steelers jerseys. Laugh at Penguin fans. Bang his chick Amber. Then probably tweet about it. Most likely to Haberman.
4) You've lucked out and gotten Brad Beal, Kuran Iverson and most recently, Dez Ford for very cheaply, do you value them higher as a result?
I value them as high as Manas got during frat parties in Berkeley.
5) Which GM do you find most difficult to deal with?
You. When ever I see a PM with AAR as the sender I feel like I'm in a staring contest with Medusa. CC is pretty bad as well. Don't blame him though. Guy was living the high life. Blowjobs from his GF, COD seshes and whipping out macchiatos as a Starbucks barista. Kid had coolness dripping off his green bib. Guy was the Filipino equivalent of the Marlboro Man. If I was multi-tasking like that I would probably be sending horrible offers as well. Probably would be sending out cold Java Grande's too. There you go Erbes, when you get your fake player rights name a guy after a drink on the Starbucks menu.
6) What is the thing that you like most and least about BBS?
The thing I like most about BBS is me. The thing I like least about BBS is all of you. Seriously, you guys should treat me like a saint. My ingenuity seeps through my nonsensical posts. What do I get? Ignored idea threads! Ignored in PP threads! You guys suck. When do you guys want to talk to me? When it is Saturday night and I'm piping some red head with big tits on the other side of town.
7) Recently, Spencer nearly folded the league citing that it wasn't as much fun. What would you suggest to make the league more fun for Spencer?
Let's look at this. Pig loses activity due to computer breaking. Spencer finds the league unentertaining. I mean this isn't rocket science boys. Losing your star player just doesn't make the game interesting anymore. I heard through the grapevine that poor Lums had a breakdown and started hurling cellphones at mall pedestrians. Broph had an anxiety attack while breaking down BPG/SPG/APG/RPG/GGG/XTC/NWA ratio's for an uninteresting article no one was going to read. Skillz was making trades that made the Wonder Wheel look stagnant. Pure chaos if you ask me. I'm not a doctor though.
8) Should there be a new rule where if you threaten to quit that you are automatically fired for at least one season?
There should be a rule if you threaten to quit we don't fire you on the boards but rather send a singing telegram to your house telling you your fired. Then rattle you with a 3 hour session of Haberman's tweets.
9) What are your thoughts on Martinez leaving for a few minutes? Would it have been good or bad for the league?
Probably good for who ever is moronic enough to hire him. All the guy does at work is go on BBS. Dude is totally lame on Facebook. His status's remind me of a catholic school girl talking about the cute boy in class. Weak
10) Tell us a funny Pig story that we've never heard before.
Meh, for another day. I have to get 80 bucks for my roommate and I am really fretting it. Don't know if I have 80 bucks right now. Just dropped 255 on this computer.
1) Let's start by discussing your team. It's very well-rounded, what are your offseason plans?
No shit it is well rounded. Offseason plans are to beat the shit out of all you scrub GM's.
2) If you could have any player from the past three drafts, who would it be?
Anyone Erbes has made. Why? Odds are he is a real player in real life and is obviously getting laid more often than me.
3) If you could swap teams with any other GM, which team would you take?
Insane. He had a hot girlfriend at one time. She gave him the boot after all those mediocre seasons. Got trucked off to to rehab for an RC addiction. She once threw a vase at his face when she found out that Dwight Howard was playing like shit his first couple of seasons in the league. "I can't go out in public because I'm associated with a fucking guy who can only draft busts." At his worst point he was printing out PP's and using them for blunt wraps. However, now his team is good. He is a new man. Won't stop me from swooping down taking his team and the band of sluts who follow him.
If I had to switch bodies with a GM it would probably be Maniac. I would totally fuck up his street cred. Would burn Steelers jerseys. Laugh at Penguin fans. Bang his chick Amber. Then probably tweet about it. Most likely to Haberman.
4) You've lucked out and gotten Brad Beal, Kuran Iverson and most recently, Dez Ford for very cheaply, do you value them higher as a result?
I value them as high as Manas got during frat parties in Berkeley.
5) Which GM do you find most difficult to deal with?
You. When ever I see a PM with AAR as the sender I feel like I'm in a staring contest with Medusa. CC is pretty bad as well. Don't blame him though. Guy was living the high life. Blowjobs from his GF, COD seshes and whipping out macchiatos as a Starbucks barista. Kid had coolness dripping off his green bib. Guy was the Filipino equivalent of the Marlboro Man. If I was multi-tasking like that I would probably be sending horrible offers as well. Probably would be sending out cold Java Grande's too. There you go Erbes, when you get your fake player rights name a guy after a drink on the Starbucks menu.
6) What is the thing that you like most and least about BBS?
The thing I like most about BBS is me. The thing I like least about BBS is all of you. Seriously, you guys should treat me like a saint. My ingenuity seeps through my nonsensical posts. What do I get? Ignored idea threads! Ignored in PP threads! You guys suck. When do you guys want to talk to me? When it is Saturday night and I'm piping some red head with big tits on the other side of town.
7) Recently, Spencer nearly folded the league citing that it wasn't as much fun. What would you suggest to make the league more fun for Spencer?
Let's look at this. Pig loses activity due to computer breaking. Spencer finds the league unentertaining. I mean this isn't rocket science boys. Losing your star player just doesn't make the game interesting anymore. I heard through the grapevine that poor Lums had a breakdown and started hurling cellphones at mall pedestrians. Broph had an anxiety attack while breaking down BPG/SPG/APG/RPG/GGG/XTC/NWA ratio's for an uninteresting article no one was going to read. Skillz was making trades that made the Wonder Wheel look stagnant. Pure chaos if you ask me. I'm not a doctor though.
8) Should there be a new rule where if you threaten to quit that you are automatically fired for at least one season?
There should be a rule if you threaten to quit we don't fire you on the boards but rather send a singing telegram to your house telling you your fired. Then rattle you with a 3 hour session of Haberman's tweets.
9) What are your thoughts on Martinez leaving for a few minutes? Would it have been good or bad for the league?
Probably good for who ever is moronic enough to hire him. All the guy does at work is go on BBS. Dude is totally lame on Facebook. His status's remind me of a catholic school girl talking about the cute boy in class. Weak
10) Tell us a funny Pig story that we've never heard before.
Meh, for another day. I have to get 80 bucks for my roommate and I am really fretting it. Don't know if I have 80 bucks right now. Just dropped 255 on this computer.
